Dear ExxonMobil....

.....I would like to congratulate you on your RECENT SUCCESS. I also would like to say "You're Welcome" because I see that you are obviously VERY HAPPY that consumers like me are helping you to meet your goal of U.S. dominance. As I sit at the gas station and top off my tank to a paltry $66.83 total..the amount of time it took me to fill up, you had earned roughly $395,000.00!!

So, before you forgot to send out the THANK YOU letter to all of us purchasing consumers, I would like to say "You're Welcome!"