DAGSEARCH 2006
The Bureau of Miscellaneous Information is asking for the public's help in locating Mark Daggett, who packed up his family and moved to Salt Lake City, Utah on June 17th, never to be heard from again. Repeated calls by McGone and Special Bureau of Miscellaneous Information Correspondent BPDP have turned up nothing but a voicemail message. So if you have any leads on where Daggett and his clan may have gone to, please drop a line in the comment section directly below.
VITAL STATISTICS:
Age: 33
Name: Mark
Nicknames: Dag, Biscuits
Height: About yay tall
Weight: About yay wide
Likes: Sunsets, long walks on the beach, beer
Dislikes: The wind
2 comments:
We've got him! Me and 2 of my associates in our white dress shirts stopped by to welcome him to the neighborhood! We could tell he wasn't of our persuision (Mormon) and did not bring it up on this visit. We did, however, fix his sprinkler system and planted brainwashing devices on his house. We'll convert him!
Rest assured he is safe and sound, enjoying the mountains, all the cool trucks with big tires and racks on top, his new job at Robert Redford's warehouse, the dry weather (he's drinking lot's of water...atta boy) and the house they are living in (with neighbor kids the same ages as his kids)! He is even hoping to buy a 4-wheeler to go play in them there mountains!
That is all I can report, at this time. I cannot leave my name nor the name of my fellow neighbors who have welcomed your lost friend to our neighborhood because that might prevent me from accuiring my own planet when I die.
Brother "Biscuits" is in our land now, he will be fine!
Peace to all!
Thank god he is ok. I just hope you welcome him into your "society" with open arms.
Some might say he is "on a gravy train with biscuit wheels"
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